Now that the party conference season is over and we have had the chance to take a look at what is on offer from Nick Clegg, David Miliband and David Cameron it seems to me that we should fundamentally reform our voting system and allow the public, X factor style, to vote directly for the cabinet as all the parties look scarily alike. Now that is a "can do" kind of idea. Here are my top tips for cabinet positions;
Prime Minister: Gary Barlow (Greatest Day)
Chancellor: Guy Hands (lets make some money)
Defence : Jason Statham (he would scare them)
Transport : Richard Branson (trains and planes)
Sport : Martin Johnson (and no ****ing argument)
Media : Simon Cowell (lets make some money)
Foreign Affairs : Kristin Scott Thomas (speaks French)
Would they do any worse ?
Prime Minister: Gary Barlow (Greatest Day)
Chancellor: Guy Hands (lets make some money)
Defence : Jason Statham (he would scare them)
Transport : Richard Branson (trains and planes)
Sport : Martin Johnson (and no ****ing argument)
Media : Simon Cowell (lets make some money)
Foreign Affairs : Kristin Scott Thomas (speaks French)
Would they do any worse ?