Tax Scrounger

Like me, I'm sure you've used Google, bought Apple, and paid online for Amazon and Paypal.

If you've done any of these things, the chances are that you've done a huge amount of damage to yourself.

You see, you're a little person. An individual (or perhaps a family), but an absolute idiot. A British idiot.

You think you're buying stuff in the UK, like when you went to the shop, but you're not. You're buying stuff from other parts of this idiotic concept of a 'single market'. Places like Ireland and Luxembourg, where there are no taxes for Americans (but there are taxes for Brits like you and me !).

So, we use American services, buy their shit and end up screwing up ourselves royally. All with the beneficence of our ruling Eaton masters...