Recession Watch

Here are some signs that a recession is happening:
  • You no longer get run over by motorcycle couriers in the streets of London
  • You get more LinkedIn requests in a day than you previously got in a month (network, network...)
  • You can't get a seat in Starbucks for people using it as their office after being made redundant
  • Getting through security at an airport takes under an hour
  • You can find a black cab in London
Any more recession watch indicators gratefully received